The Scoop: Arch nemesis to those with superhuman tolerance levels, Kryptonite is a clone only Indica-dominant hybrid that routinely tests in the mid-20 percentile for THC. Celebrated for its galactic punch and robust flavor profile, Kryptonite is a hybridized cross of Mendocino Purps and Killer Queen. Descended from legendary strains of folklore status, Kryptonite’s parental lineage contributed mightily to the strain’s flavorful terpenes. Originally bred and cultivated at Oaksterdam University – even The Man of Steel respects the elevated power of this Kryptonite.
The Result: Consumers and patients alike covet Kryptonite’s therapeutic 85/15 Indica-dominant genetics. The smell of sweet terra firma, tropical fragrances, and an intriguing pine zest underscore the strain’s curative compounds. Identified as beneficial in aiding those suffering from joint inflammation and chronic muscle pain, Kryptonite instills a calming sense of elevated euphoria and a relaxed sense of well-being.
The Verdict: Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Nope, it’s just the countless bottles of expensive pain pills being tossed out the window across…