Friday Smoking Guide for Coachella

For months, you’ve been making intensely-curated playlists and incessantly checking set time prediction threads on Reddit, all in anticipation of Coachella, one of the hottest tickets in the world.

Today is day one of your weekend-long quest for unmatched vibes and a next-level Snapchat story, but it won’t all be flower crowns and beach balls. You’ll be faced with difficult decisions around every dusty corner, forcing you to pick between consistently dope acts on competing stages all day and night.

Then, there’s the rest of you at home, the ones who aren’t attending arguably the most marquee music event in the world.

Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us — and by best of us, I mean all of us, considering that the festival sold all of its general admission weekend passes in just three short hours.

Whether you’re the overeager car-painter who gets a weird tan from sitting in five hours worth of traffic on Avenue 50 with your foot out the window, or the regretful non-attendee watching livestreams from home — we have just what you need.

Not only will this Smoking Guide help you easily decide which stage (or livestream channel) to hit next but what…