This morning, after hearing that Attorney General Jeff Sessions was attempting to dismantle all of the medical marijuana progress America has made in the last decade or so, it felt like my world was closing in.
Then, I calmed myself down by remembering that, despite the chaos, there are a few things I can take solace in today to reestablish normalcy; Lebron is still losing NBA Finals, Jerry Seinfeld is still being Jerry Seinfeld, and Chief Keef is still getting arrested for doing incredibly dumb things. Woosah.
The 21-year-old Chicago rap icon was taken into custody by authorities in South Dakota early Monday for marijuana possession. Keef, born Keith Cozart, was caught with two cannabis edibles and four blunts at the Sioux Falls Regional Airport and promptly arrested around 8:30 a.m. Cozart was booked less than an hour later in Minnehaha County Jail and held without bail, as the two ounces (or more) of marijuana that Keef had on him is considered a felony in South Dakota, and carries maximum penalties of up to five years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine.
Now, before you chastise me for kicking someone while they’re down (I mean Chief Keef, not Lebron), know that I…